she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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