You're my little dorito
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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