She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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