Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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