She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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