so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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