1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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