Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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