You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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