I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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