he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Randomize