Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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