No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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