hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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