I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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