Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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