i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just found a bag of teeth...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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