sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
