I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Floor bacon is actually really good
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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