he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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