I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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