Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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