"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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