just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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