I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
