have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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