I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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