As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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