guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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