Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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