i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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