That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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