somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He kissed a someone with a penis
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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