Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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