he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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