Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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