just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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