I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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