this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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