Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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