i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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