Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"it" just moved
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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