its not stalking. its research.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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