sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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