She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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