Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
