Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
