I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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