you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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