and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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