Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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